Licz to z delty

(Source: stocie)

Mulder lies to a room full of people on THE X FILES (via unremarkablequotesfromthexfiles)

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woodendreams:

(by Bryan Larson)

(via lonelyantics)

haave-you-met-ted:

tuvw:

hey let’s play whERE THE FUCK IS THE MUSIC COMING FROM

i love the bonus round

(Source: wwincest, via miss-cath)

45-70govt:

jeszing:

son these grades are unacceptable

well maybe if you’d stop eating my fucking homework dad

(via sherlocks-apiary)

akupitiyo:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

reclusivewanker:

m-ignon:

dreamboatsandtrenchcoats:

Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus

Half of our generation wouldn’t even understand that

yes you are right the thousands of notes on this post prove how ignorant our generation is. only you are intelligent. you are the chosen one.

only real Ancient Greek kids would understand

reblog if ur a tru 650BC kid

(via sometimesiwishiweremongolian)

crimson-sun:

Playing Pokemon Fusion and cheating a lot! I dunno about you guys, but most of the stuff that thing comes up with scare the crap out of me…

Done with a bunch of refs.

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lascocks:

excessunrated:

sealprinceling:

“Actual conversations with my 2 year old daughter, as re-enacted by me and another full grown man - Episode 1”

Oh my GOD

I HAD NO IDEA I NEEDED THIS

I FEEL REALLY THREATENED BY THIS 

(via c2ndy2c1d)

omarnorthtower:

some-atoms:

kalycle:

hooruss:

some-atoms:

It’s so weird when people are squeamish about seeing brains because that’s their own brain making a decision that it looks disgusting. Brains don’t like how they look.

self conscious brains aww

brains that don’t like what they look like because they’re not supposed to be visible

because if they’re visible something is deeply wrong

you might say it’s braingerous  

a brain made the decision to make that joke

(via worthyourweightinfanfiction)