(Source: stocie)
Mulder lies to a room full of people on THE X FILES (via unremarkablequotesfromthexfiles)
(via lokii-d)
tuvw:
hey let’s play whERE THE FUCK IS THE MUSIC COMING FROM
i love the bonus round
son these grades are unacceptable
well maybe if you’d stop eating my fucking homework dad
(via sherlocks-apiary)
Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus
Half of our generation wouldn’t even understand that
yes you are right the thousands of notes on this post prove how ignorant our generation is. only you are intelligent. you are the chosen one.
only real Ancient Greek kids would understand
reblog if ur a tru 650BC kid
Playing Pokemon Fusion and cheating a lot! I dunno about you guys, but most of the stuff that thing comes up with scare the crap out of me…
Done with a bunch of refs.
(via a-red-panda)
“Actual conversations with my 2 year old daughter, as re-enacted by me and another full grown man - Episode 1”
Oh my GOD
I HAD NO IDEA I NEEDED THIS
I FEEL REALLY THREATENED BY THIS
(via c2ndy2c1d)
It’s so weird when people are squeamish about seeing brains because that’s their own brain making a decision that it looks disgusting. Brains don’t like how they look.
self conscious brains aww
brains that don’t like what they look like because they’re not supposed to be visible
because if they’re visible something is deeply wrong
you might say it’s braingerous
a brain made the decision to make that joke
HOLY I HAVE NEVE RLAUGHED SO HARD
uoa:
never give up on your dreams
keep sleeping
i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you...
1950’s Vintage Cocktail Dresses
EVERY TIME
We live in a world where Tom Hiddleston and Colin Mochrie fanboy at each...
Omggg